An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.
"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008
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Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.
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