Definitions by Truthman406

Iraqi hand grenade

When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.

Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.

Iraqi hand grenade by Truthman406 November 30, 2025

Martin Hensel 

The act of committing the most pussified, chickenshit, cowardly, backstabbing and generally worthless move imaginable.

Michael really pulled a Martin Hensel when stole all the money from the Special Olympics charity benefit.

Martin Hensel by Truthman406 June 1, 2018