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A weirdo but you know u secretly love her and wouldn't know what to do without her. She'll watch movies with u all day and keep u company when u need it most.
"Is that a..."
"IT'S AN IOLA WE FOUND ONE!"
Iola by pastydog1xh January 23, 2019
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A town in Southeast Kansas. If you live there you think it's the most boring place on the planet, yet we still have some minor tourism going on. There is a movie theater, a Walmart, a bowling alley and a pool. Those things are the extent of what one can do for fun in Iola. Therefore many youngsters rely on booze and such to make life in Iola fun. While others find more creative and safe ways to be entertained.
"Hey dude wunna come to the Trussels with me? It's just outside of Iola"

"Sure but only if we can eat at China Palace first...damn that place is delicious"
Iola by ikeikey June 3, 2009
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A sweet girl who’s a bit of a Netflix buff. She loves all and is really sweet. She always keeps her head high no matter how hard things can be. Every guys dream girl.

She trips up a lot, but she always fixes her mistakes. Her smile is a lie, underneath she is crying. She always tries to remain positive, and doesn’t let anyone get too close to her.

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“Who’s that,”
“That’s Iola, pretty sweet girl,”
Iola by Wowie11x December 8, 2017
An amazing girl who loves everyone and everything. She’s understanding and will always listen. She is a great friend that you will never want to lose, she’s pretty awesome.

She’s beautiful and every guy wants her, be prepared for jealous girls. She says she’s not pretty and she’s not smart when actually she’s both — please remind her that.

She never lets anything get to her and is a very strong person, mentally and physically, NEVER underestimate and iola.

Your probably reading this thinking this isn’t true or this is stupid but there is at least one iola out there that is this, and that’s my iola. And she is beautiful and amazing.
“I can’t believe how amazing iola is and she doesn’t even know it!”
iola by Lovethatname;) October 4, 2020

Iola Evans

An incredibly talented actress from the U.K that is going places. She is very mysterious but that makes her even cooler than she already is.
Someone: Callie Cadogan’s actress is Lola Evans
Me: No you absolute dumbass, her name is Iola Evans with a capital i!
Iola Evans by Smiles4Erica January 13, 2021

Iola, Kansas 

A shit town in Southeast Kansas. In this shit town is a community college called Allen County Community College. It is the cheapest college you can get without fucking someone important. But, there is El Charro, a very delicious Mexican restaurant. The finest of dining in all of southeast Kansas. Get the Jalisco Special.
Brett "I went to Iola, Kansas today."

Nick "What a shit-fuck town."

Brett "I know, but that El Charro is fucking delicious."

Nick "Yeah."
Iola, Kansas by WonderBrett February 20, 2009

Iola’d 

When a nigga says something or does something that is declared dead at that exact moment
You said the same joke 15 times shut up you’ve been iola’d
Iola’d by Ignatiusandthebros March 29, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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