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The fake deep, philosophical artiste who thinks watching indie films is a personality trait. Not quite clever enough to be pretentious but irritating all the same.

Lana Del Rey
A: "Did Aster really say her life is hard because she's pretty?"
B: "I know, right? What an iola. "
by newton's fetus June 03, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A weirdo but you know u secretly love her and wouldn't know what to do without her. She'll watch movies with u all day and keep u company when u need it most.
"Is that a..."
"IT'S AN IOLA WE FOUND ONE!"
by pastydog1xh January 23, 2019
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A town in Southeast Kansas. If you live there you think it's the most boring place on the planet, yet we still have some minor tourism going on. There is a movie theater, a Walmart, a bowling alley and a pool. Those things are the extent of what one can do for fun in Iola. Therefore many youngsters rely on booze and such to make life in Iola fun. While others find more creative and safe ways to be entertained.
"Hey dude wunna come to the Trussels with me? It's just outside of Iola"

"Sure but only if we can eat at China Palace first...damn that place is delicious"
by ikeikey June 03, 2009
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A sweet girl who’s a bit of a Netflix buff. She loves all and is really sweet. She always keeps her head high no matter how hard things can be. Every guys dream girl.

She trips up a lot, but she always fixes her mistakes. Her smile is a lie, underneath she is crying. She always tries to remain positive, and doesn’t let anyone get too close to her.

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“Who’s that,”
“That’s Iola, pretty sweet girl,”
by Wowie11x December 08, 2017
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An amazing girl who loves everyone and everything. She’s understanding and will always listen. She is a great friend that you will never want to lose, she’s pretty awesome.

She’s beautiful and every guy wants her, be prepared for jealous girls. She says she’s not pretty and she’s not smart when actually she’s both — please remind her that.

She never lets anything get to her and is a very strong person, mentally and physically, NEVER underestimate and iola.

Your probably reading this thinking this isn’t true or this is stupid but there is at least one iola out there that is this, and that’s my iola. And she is beautiful and amazing.
I can’t believe how amazing iola is and she doesn’t even know it!”
by Lovethatname;) October 04, 2020
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