A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.

Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!

self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

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mad invite

A phrase used when you weren't invited to a particular event.

Friend uploads group photo of their birthday party onto Facebook.
You comment: MAD INVITE

mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014

cummings invite

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Hippie Invite

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016

iVote

The iVote is the future of voting for federal elections online. It saves tapping into the precious play time of online cyber junkies. Online voting would be quick and effecient and with todays technology could be done anywhere, anytime without the hassle of standing in seemingly endless lines for polling booths.

Phat Chick 1: I want to vote but I dont want to go through the timely voting processes.

Phat chick 2: Well Phat chick 1, all your problems have been solved. The iVote system lets you vote online anywhere anytime, hassle free. iVoted on my iPad the on the bus this morning on the way to work.

iVote by HighLevelDisinfectant August 20, 2010

Fresh Invite

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE

Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!

Fresh Invite by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026