Invote

Past tense of invite when you’re high

Did I tell you I invote Olivia?

Invote by Horseass March 10, 2018

self invite 

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.

Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!

self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

mad invite 

A phrase used when you weren't invited to a particular event.

Friend uploads group photo of their birthday party onto Facebook.
You comment: MAD INVITE

mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016

iVote 

The iVote is the future of voting for federal elections online. It saves tapping into the precious play time of online cyber junkies. Online voting would be quick and effecient and with todays technology could be done anywhere, anytime without the hassle of standing in seemingly endless lines for polling booths.

Phat Chick 1: I want to vote but I dont want to go through the timely voting processes.

Phat chick 2: Well Phat chick 1, all your problems have been solved. The iVote system lets you vote online anywhere anytime, hassle free. iVoted on my iPad the on the bus this morning on the way to work.

iVote by HighLevelDisinfectant August 20, 2010

Fresh Invite 

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE

Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!

Fresh Invite by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012