Invisige

Being able to remember something in the past and seeing it play out in your brain.

I can invisige that moment when we went camping in Scotland and you fell in the river!

Invisige by pseudonym659 August 7, 2026

Invisibeard 

Having a beard that is so blonde you can't see it. It's basically transparent.

Girl: That awkward moment when your leg hair is longer than Joe's invisibeard....
Boy: I know right?

Invisibeard by Super Yum November 19, 2011

Invisiped 

Abbr. 'Invisible Pedestrian'

The affliction suffered by all pedestrians in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Symptoms include being completely invisible to car, truck, and taxi drivers whilst being visible to everyone else.

The zone of a Boston drivers vision between the left and right most periphery when applied to living objects through the windscreen.

Driver to Policeman: "How was I supposed to see him ? the guy was in my Invisiped zone!"

Driver on Mobile Phone driving one hand on wheel at 40 mph in the 25 zone towards the "State Law: Yield to Pedestrians" sign: "blah...blah....hey Buddy, Did you see that Sox game ? Ortiz really hit the bawl outah the pahk this..."

Pedestrian <Bam!>

Driver : "Hey, did you hear that ? One of those invisipeds ! Anyway, you wanna hit up the Purple Shamrock tonight" <accelerates>

or

The taxi narrowly avoided crushing the most of feet of the invisipeds waiting on the corner as Omar uttered "نعم أنا الأم تعلم قيادة السيارة بشكل جيد" to his distant mother. "Calling card only 2c a minute for 8 hour call Algeria" he said to his white knuckled passenger watching the agonized faces of the flat toed bystanders as she wiped the beads of sweat from her brow.

Invisiped by Dr Reason January 17, 2011

invisibee 

People who often stay invisible to IM friends.

Dude1: Dude! Your ex was definitely online last night. Where the hell were you?
Dude2: I know! I got so nervous I decided to play invisibee for a night.

invisibee by radj October 16, 2008

invisibear 

when you go to band camp, you sleep in dorms but there are woods around you, and that's where the invisibears hide! you don't SEE the bears at band camp, but they're there. the opposite of a bluntbear

-you're back from band camp! did you sleep in the woods with bears?
-no, we were in dorms, but there were woods around us!
-so there were invisibears?
-YES!

invisibear by anna the band geek December 9, 2008

invisibeef

a type of beef in which is not public, yet private to a sense where two parties are being passive aggressive or giving the silent treatment to one another

Damn are Andrea and Chloe good?

I think so, why?

I don't know what happened, but I heard they have some invisibeef between them.

Oh shit.

invisibeef by bizzle__ February 16, 2019

invisiguea 

A spell used for cloaking

I was walking into my old highschool and seen my enemy's with my friends so i invisiguead myself to not be seen

invisiguea by Witch craft March 9, 2019