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Invisibeard 

Having a beard that is so blonde you can't see it. It's basically transparent.
Girl: That awkward moment when your leg hair is longer than Joe's invisibeard....
Boy: I know right?
Invisibeard by Super Yum November 19, 2011
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invisibear 

when you go to band camp, you sleep in dorms but there are woods around you, and that's where the invisibears hide! you don't SEE the bears at band camp, but they're there. the opposite of a bluntbear
-you're back from band camp! did you sleep in the woods with bears?
-no, we were in dorms, but there were woods around us!
-so there were invisibears?
-YES!
invisibear by anna the band geek December 9, 2008

invisiread 

When you pull the drop down on your phone and read the message without letting the sender know that you read it. To hide the fact.
She invisiread that text so you wouldn't know that she read it. Further delaying the end of the argument.
invisiread by Melvin Biggles June 3, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026