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invisiread

When you pull the drop down on your phone and read the message without letting the sender know that you read it. To hide the fact.
She invisiread that text so you wouldn't know that she read it. Further delaying the end of the argument.
by Melvin Biggles June 3, 2024
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Invisibeard

Having a beard that is so blonde you can't see it. It's basically transparent.
Girl: That awkward moment when your leg hair is longer than Joe's invisibeard....
Boy: I know right?
by Super Yum November 19, 2011
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Invisiped

Abbr. 'Invisible Pedestrian'

The affliction suffered by all pedestrians in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Symptoms include being completely invisible to car, truck, and taxi drivers whilst being visible to everyone else.

The zone of a Boston drivers vision between the left and right most periphery when applied to living objects through the windscreen.
Driver to Policeman: "How was I supposed to see him ? the guy was in my Invisiped zone!"

Driver on Mobile Phone driving one hand on wheel at 40 mph in the 25 zone towards the "State Law: Yield to Pedestrians" sign: "blah...blah....hey Buddy, Did you see that Sox game ? Ortiz really hit the bawl outah the pahk this..."

Pedestrian <Bam!>

Driver : "Hey, did you hear that ? One of those invisipeds ! Anyway, you wanna hit up the Purple Shamrock tonight" <accelerates>

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The taxi narrowly avoided crushing the most of feet of the invisipeds waiting on the corner as Omar uttered "نعم أنا الأم تعلم قيادة السيارة بشكل جيد" to his distant mother. "Calling card only 2c a minute for 8 hour call Algeria" he said to his white knuckled passenger watching the agonized faces of the flat toed bystanders as she wiped the beads of sweat from her brow.
by Dr Reason January 17, 2011
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Invisiraptor

An invisible velociraptor who can be controlled by ITI's (Invisiraptor Telekinesis Individuals). They are only seen by the ITI's and may attack you without warning.
HOLY SHIT! I think an Invisiraptor is gnawing on my leg!
by Invisiraptor February 11, 2009
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invisibear

when you go to band camp, you sleep in dorms but there are woods around you, and that's where the invisibears hide! you don't SEE the bears at band camp, but they're there. the opposite of a bluntbear
-you're back from band camp! did you sleep in the woods with bears?
-no, we were in dorms, but there were woods around us!
-so there were invisibears?
-YES!
by anna the band geek December 9, 2008
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