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Invigilator 

A species rarely seen outside schools, invigilators are peculiar, quiet creatures. Although they can be both genders, they are mostly female. When communicating, they whisper, although they talk very little. The favourite activity of an invigilator is to watch students as they despair over their futures.
"Here we see the rarely spotted invigilator, approaching it's natural habitat, the exam room."

invigilator 

the sorry sucker who volunteers to watch a bunch of pubescent children take a standardized test, instead of sleeping in on a Saturday morning.
1: "Hey, do you want to go do something on Friday night?"
2: "I would, but I am the invigilator Saturday"
invigilator by QueenEJizabeth October 27, 2014

Invigilble 

Invigilble is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
an aviation nut same as Blaster_5670 but more reserved, a sussy baka and the reason why we are a proper squad (in arma)

the number one coordinator in arma, a reliable helicopter pilot and ensures order in the squad
amogus

-Invigilble
Invigilble by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

Invigilator 

A made up word for use in replacing the word proctor at stupid universities.
The exam was supervised by the invigilator.

Invigilatrix 

When an invigilator in an exam becomes the victim of a crush. Often induced by massive boredom suffered by candidates who have finished too quickly/can't concentrate at all and invent daring sexual fantasies involving one or more of the invigilators. (Word comes from 'dominatrix')
Man! Couldn't concentrate on that Chemistry paper because that Invigilatrix was staring at me!'
Invigilatrix by chambers1950 January 14, 2010

Invincilabeast 

Invincible beasts that lived long, long ago. Almost all invincilabeasts are now extinct because they were eaten by the most invincible man in the world, who happens to resemble Alex Gaskarth from All Time Low. Do not try to fight an invincilabeast if you see one or the most invincible man because you will die.
-Did you see that guy?
-Yeah, what about him?
-He told me he ate four invincilabeasts when he was younger and that means he's the most invincible man in the world... Do you think he's bluffin'?
-Fuck yeah he's bluffin'. He looks NOTHING like Alex Gaskarth.
- Shit, man, you're right.
Invincilabeast by HeadOfTheSenate December 1, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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