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Invigilator 

A species rarely seen outside schools, invigilators are peculiar, quiet creatures. Although they can be both genders, they are mostly female. When communicating, they whisper, although they talk very little. The favourite activity of an invigilator is to watch students as they despair over their futures.
"Here we see the rarely spotted invigilator, approaching it's natural habitat, the exam room."
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invigilator 

the sorry sucker who volunteers to watch a bunch of pubescent children take a standardized test, instead of sleeping in on a Saturday morning.
1: "Hey, do you want to go do something on Friday night?"
2: "I would, but I am the invigilator Saturday"
invigilator by QueenEJizabeth October 27, 2014

Invigilator 

A made up word for use in replacing the word proctor at stupid universities.
The exam was supervised by the invigilator.

invigilator pac-man 

the act of trying to chase each other around the room in a grid fashion, much like pac man, but for exam invigilators
dude i'm so bored, let's play invigilator pac-man
invigilator pac-man by karos May 31, 2013

Invigilatrix 

When an invigilator in an exam becomes the victim of a crush. Often induced by massive boredom suffered by candidates who have finished too quickly/can't concentrate at all and invent daring sexual fantasies involving one or more of the invigilators. (Word comes from 'dominatrix')
Man! Couldn't concentrate on that Chemistry paper because that Invigilatrix was staring at me!'
Invigilatrix by chambers1950 January 14, 2010

invigilate  

to observe people having sex.
to invigilate ones mother and father.
invigilate by pig fart June 30, 2007

invagilator 

One who uses cunning and guile to gain access to a woman’s inner virtue
That bloke is an adept invagilator. I expect he will be making her happy very soon
invagilator by Big Mac 64 September 13, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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