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Invigilator 

A species rarely seen outside schools, invigilators are peculiar, quiet creatures. Although they can be both genders, they are mostly female. When communicating, they whisper, although they talk very little. The favourite activity of an invigilator is to watch students as they despair over their futures.
"Here we see the rarely spotted invigilator, approaching it's natural habitat, the exam room."
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invigilator 

the sorry sucker who volunteers to watch a bunch of pubescent children take a standardized test, instead of sleeping in on a Saturday morning.
1: "Hey, do you want to go do something on Friday night?"
2: "I would, but I am the invigilator Saturday"
invigilator by QueenEJizabeth October 27, 2014

Invigilator 

A made up word for use in replacing the word proctor at stupid universities.
The exam was supervised by the invigilator.

invigilator pac-man 

the act of trying to chase each other around the room in a grid fashion, much like pac man, but for exam invigilators
dude i'm so bored, let's play invigilator pac-man
invigilator pac-man by karos May 31, 2013

Invigilatrix 

When an invigilator in an exam becomes the victim of a crush. Often induced by massive boredom suffered by candidates who have finished too quickly/can't concentrate at all and invent daring sexual fantasies involving one or more of the invigilators. (Word comes from 'dominatrix')
Man! Couldn't concentrate on that Chemistry paper because that Invigilatrix was staring at me!'
Invigilatrix by chambers1950 January 14, 2010

invigilate  

to observe people having sex.
to invigilate ones mother and father.
invigilate by pig fart June 30, 2007

invagilator 

One who uses cunning and guile to gain access to a woman’s inner virtue
That bloke is an adept invagilator. I expect he will be making her happy very soon
invagilator by Big Mac 64 September 13, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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