Investment banker

Someone you run away from at the first sight.

Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!

Investment banker by stainless67 February 23, 2022

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Investment Banker

Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC.

Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas

Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.

Investment Banker by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010

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Investment Banker

Rhyming slang for wanker.

Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?

I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.

Investment Banker by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013

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Investment banger

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."

Investment banger by doctort123 August 20, 2015

Word of the Day on August 28, 2015

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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