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A suburb outside of Chicago near Palatine that is full of rich ethnically diverse citizens and is named after the town that Macbeth was born in.
chick: "I live in Inverness!"
Dude: "Wow you must be rich and incredibly ethnically diverse!"
Inverness by Broseph09 May 16, 2011
Inverness, self proclaimed capital of the Highlands of Scotland and population filled with people with good craic. Home of The Loch Ness Monster, ICT FC, Inverness Castle, Craig Phadrig, many schools and a college. Beautiful walks through the 'Islands' and the city has 2 small shopping centres called Eastgate and Victorian Market. It has a well-equipped sports centre and swimming pool. Inverness itself has a huge sphere of influence and is just generally a really nice place.

Also, may I add, Invernesian (In-ver-nee-shan) accents were named 'The Queen's English' so :P!
Me : 'You coming to Inverness?'
You : 'OF COURSE :D'
Inverness by :OPaul December 27, 2007

Inverness, FL 

A speck of shit in the black hole that is, Citrus County. Quite possibly the 7th Circle of Hell. Where old people go to torture the youth and haunt them after they've passed away in their fancy double wide while watching Murder She Wrote, eating a TV dinner, and yelling at a cat they thought they saw pass their screened window. Where the younger people destroy what's there then complain about how shitty it is and everyone's parents are sleeping with everyone else's parents.

However, you can find the young and old mingling on the common grounds of Coaches, The Loft, and High Octane. The only establishments worth a damn in the whole God forsaken county and what are they? Bars. Beautiful "Get me fucked up" watering holes. But beware of herpes and the clap.

GO CANES!
I hate you and wish the worst for you. Go to Inverness, FL.
Inverness, FL by Eric0311 September 23, 2017

Inverness, Florida

The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!
"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."

inverness,florida 

just about the shittiest place to live.any hometowners are pussies.its boring and has about 300 more cops then needed.
i visited inverness,florida.

inverness illinois 

its a suburb of chicago where mostly a bunch if rich kids live who parents buy them lexus's and big houses. but a north side of hoffman estates is located rite next to it where mostly poor kids who are poorer than palatine get mistaken 4 rich kids from inverness but r usually poorer than kids from palatine but they all go to fremd which is the best school around but ppl say it sux cus they rich and dont know anything about the real ghetto
hey man if any inverness illinois kids come in to hoffman or palatine we will jump tham

hell yes.
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