A blog commenter that remains anonymous and whose logic and argumentative tendencies are so ridiculous or annoying as to conclude that his or her existence is only practicable and sustainable in the anonymous ether of the internet.
You internetians are no longer welcome here on my blog. Your comments will be deleted from now on.
a word used to describe the state of mind of a person who logs on to the internet,fully intent on surfing numerous websites,only to find his mind a complete blank,when he logs on.
Cheryl: 'whats up with John,why is he just sitting and staring at the monitor with that 'thousand yard',dead mans stare.I thought he was all set to do some serious surfing ?'
Debbie: 'Nah nothing to worry about,bad case of Internesia,he'll live.'
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).