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internetian

A blog commenter that remains anonymous and whose logic and argumentative tendencies are so ridiculous or annoying as to conclude that his or her existence is only practicable and sustainable in the anonymous ether of the internet.
You internetians are no longer welcome here on my blog. Your comments will be deleted from now on.
internetian by Archonon March 14, 2010
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Internesia 

a word used to describe the state of mind of a person who logs on to the internet,fully intent on surfing numerous websites,only to find his mind a complete blank,when he logs on.
Cheryl: 'whats up with John,why is he just sitting and staring at the monitor with that 'thousand yard',dead mans stare.I thought he was all set to do some serious surfing ?'

Debbie: 'Nah nothing to worry about,bad case of Internesia,he'll live.'

Internetian

A person who spends a lot of their time on the internet.
Guy 1: Dude, you spend too much of your time on the internet-
Guy 2: I think the word for that you are looking for is "internetian".

Guy 1: Oh, ok. As I was saying... you're such an internetian, you need to come outside and play more often.
Internetian by Zik150+Subs June 17, 2020

Internetian

Of relating to the internet.
YouTube is a staple of Internetian history.
Internetian by Spvtnyk March 18, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026