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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

invertigate 

(adj.) characterized by an occasionally capricious disposition that undermines a prominent topic in an ongoing dialogue by redirecting conversation on the pretense of remarking on external visual stimuli.
Her remark on the scenery was no mere fleeting observation, but rather the mark of one skilled in tactically invertigate persiflage to move the discussion in another direction.
invertigate by placesense June 14, 2010

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye
"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Investigate 

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
Investigate by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

gabriel inglesias has to be investigated 

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😱:gabriel inglesias has to be investigated

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9. 

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.
.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.