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Intoxitalk 

The things a person says when inebriated, things they would not otherwise say in sobriety. Such things can include brutal honesty or simply things said for comic or entertainment value, and/or sympathy.
"I thought you said last night that you want to go live in a van in the middle of the wilderness?"
"Naw, man. That was just intoxitalk."
Intoxitalk by the real rhinoman January 28, 2009
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Intoxicallic 

The inexplicable urge to call people you don't have the courage to call while sober. Either to tell someone your true feelings, for sex, or an ex who needs to know how much they fucked up by letting a sweet piece of ass like yourself go.
Also known as "drunk dial", but unlike drunk dialing it is a chronic illness that requires intervention and therapy.
I've looked over my call history and it's pretty clear I'm an intoxicallic.
Intoxicallic by KosmoPowers April 19, 2018

intoxinaked 

The act of succumbing to a paramount level of inebriation and deliberately disrobing for brotherhood camaraderie. Also entails the shredding of what is colloquially referred to as a wife beater.
The boys could have avoided charges had they simply gotten intoxinaked with Lori.
intoxinaked by Mommy Mac's Son November 18, 2010

Intoxitardation 

The point when consuming alcohol when one becomes too drunk to perform simple tasks and functions.
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
Intoxitardation by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026