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Intoxicallic 

The inexplicable urge to call people you don't have the courage to call while sober. Either to tell someone your true feelings, for sex, or an ex who needs to know how much they fucked up by letting a sweet piece of ass like yourself go.
Also known as "drunk dial", but unlike drunk dialing it is a chronic illness that requires intervention and therapy.
I've looked over my call history and it's pretty clear I'm an intoxicallic.
Intoxicallic by KosmoPowers April 19, 2018

intoxinaked 

The act of succumbing to a paramount level of inebriation and deliberately disrobing for brotherhood camaraderie. Also entails the shredding of what is colloquially referred to as a wife beater.
The boys could have avoided charges had they simply gotten intoxinaked with Lori.
intoxinaked by Mommy Mac's Son November 18, 2010

Intoxitardation 

The point when consuming alcohol when one becomes too drunk to perform simple tasks and functions.
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
Intoxitardation by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004