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Intoxitalk

The things a person says when inebriated, things they would not otherwise say in sobriety. Such things can include brutal honesty or simply things said for comic or entertainment value, and/or sympathy.
"I thought you said last night that you want to go live in a van in the middle of the wilderness?"
"Naw, man. That was just intoxitalk."
by the real rhinoman January 28, 2009
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Intoxicallic

The inexplicable urge to call people you don't have the courage to call while sober. Either to tell someone your true feelings, for sex, or an ex who needs to know how much they fucked up by letting a sweet piece of ass like yourself go.
Also known as "drunk dial", but unlike drunk dialing it is a chronic illness that requires intervention and therapy.
I've looked over my call history and it's pretty clear I'm an intoxicallic.
by KosmoPowers April 19, 2018
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intoxinaked

The act of succumbing to a paramount level of inebriation and deliberately disrobing for brotherhood camaraderie. Also entails the shredding of what is colloquially referred to as a wife beater.
The boys could have avoided charges had they simply gotten intoxinaked with Lori.
by Mommy Mac's Son November 18, 2010
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Intoxitardation

The point when consuming alcohol when one becomes too drunk to perform simple tasks and functions.
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
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