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dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

Intoxinate 

To intoxicate with laughter and or happiness.

To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.

To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.
Person1: Are you ok man?

Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.

Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.
Intoxinate by intoxinate December 6, 2011

Intoxifaded

To be drunk and high at the same time.
Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?"
Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."
Salem- "well wanna smoke a blunt?, then you can be intoxifaded!"
Salem & Jason- "hahahahaha"
Intoxifaded by Salem G December 21, 2008

rim soft INTOXICATED 

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak
"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

Intoxicated 

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.