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Intoxify 

Awe inspiring and then awe instilling

A better version of intoxicating. En vivir, to give life to. Intoxify is to have something "give you life" by way of its presence, personality, abilities, gifts, actions, etc.

Ex: Ice cubes melting in a glass of water, and periodically making a clinking noise against the glass that lets you know subtle changes are happening; this effect can have the affect of "intoxifying" someone--mostly working through awe.

Being in awe of something, while it instills within you the qualities that caused awe
Driving over a bridge at night while it is raining can be intoxifying.
Intoxify by ShannonNoPseudonym October 6, 2015
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Intoxifaded

To be drunk and high at the same time.
Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?"
Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."
Salem- "well wanna smoke a blunt?, then you can be intoxifaded!"
Salem & Jason- "hahahahaha"
Intoxifaded by Salem G December 21, 2008

intoxityping 

when you type words incorrectly while drunk.
I'm so druank aubrey doesnt undeaarstand my intoxityping.
intoxityping by jaREDRUM February 9, 2010

Intoxifornication 

The act of getting laid after a heavy night of drinking.
Tonight I feel like a little Intoxifornication. We are going to get shitfaced and screw all night long!

intoxiflatted 

Being fat and fadded
My mom is an acholic; she is always intoxiflatted

intoxifest

(n.) A party and/or festival where alcohol is widely available and significantly consumed until the point of hospitalization. (i.e. intoxi-hospitalization).
Intoxifest is an incredibly ballin' event until the point of unconsciousness where people point their fingers at your utter ridiculousness and continue partying without you.
Can be used generally but commonly found in college acappella groups going on "retreat"
It was a friggin' intoxifest last night!
Yo, we got so messed up at that intoxifest this weekend!
Brian was so drunk that he got intoxi-hospitalized last night after he pissed on some ho's desk!
intoxifest by Da Queefz February 1, 2008

intoxityping 

The Computer version of Drunk dialing:

The act of a person becoming intoxicated and proceeding to logon to a social networking site to express repressed feelings.
Did you get the memo from Jerry this morning telling us all to F*$K ourselves, I think he was intoxityping.
intoxityping by the gritts December 16, 2010
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