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intertubes 

A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs. Courtesy of Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska):

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
There's a sweet site on the intertubes that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!
intertubes by leisurist September 8, 2008
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Intertubes 

Slang for the Internet, combining George Bush's "Internets" & Alaska Senator Ted Steven's description of the Internet as a series of "tubes".
I found it on the Intertubes.
Intertubes by Sky Saxon April 5, 2009

Intertubes 

A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs.

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
There's a sweet site on the intertubes that you can download old books from for free!
Intertubes by leisurist September 8, 2008

lol intertubes

The same thing as "lol internet", except 100 billion times better.
eps: well they're thinking it's an evolutionary design to work on the population level of a species... like, once you mate, you're no longer useful in terms of evolution
cy: lol intertubes
eps: and so something cellular triggers your body to maintain itself less and less (aging)
eps: /me makes a mental note to not talk about anything past "lol internet" and "poop dries too fast"
eps: ;-/
lol intertubes by cycicle August 18, 2006

intertube 

A series of tubes that move information around the world via computer. Not a dump truck, but a series of tubes. Also known by ignorant people as "the internet".

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)
There's a sweet site on the intertube that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!
intertube by leisurist July 20, 2006

intertested

to try and test exactly how much someone is interested in you, or vice versa.
jake came over when i was sick with that nasty flu bug, and still made out with me. he was intertested and passed, big time.
intertested by pam19 February 3, 2005

Interquest 

Noun.
A set goal that is met by searching the Internet.
I am currently on an interquest for pornography
Interquest by Xanei December 29, 2006
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