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International day of having a Portuguese best friend 

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.
"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

international day of the cranky c*nt 

A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.
Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt

International day of burning korus(apple type) 

In december 31 your allowed to burn any korus without been arrested for bandallisim
"man i can't wait to burn a koru today!
(i have to inclyde International day of burning korus(apple type) or else it wont let me)"

International day of hating bald rich men 

Is the day where everyone in the world send their hate against the bald men.
It's celebrated on the 19th of april.

#InternationalDayOfHatingBaldRichMen
Oh yeah! Today its the International day of hating bald rich men!

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend

International day of nudes from a girl friend
Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!

international day of OJ 

A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”

Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”