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intarnet, the annoying lining that accompanys many pairs of running shorts to make you feel like you wearing two pairs of underwear.
"i think the intarnet in my shorts is chafing my groin."
intarnet by Steven Goss December 15, 2004

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)
Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)
Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet 

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

internet sex symbol 

arataka reigen, the finest man alive

(a character from mob psycho 100)
person 1: wow have you heard of the internet sex symbol??
person 2: yeah reigen's so sexy am i right??
internet sex symbol by perseus69 September 5, 2021

Internet points 

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.
"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."
Internet points by Sabulan March 25, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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