Insuffople

Portmanteau of "insufferable" and "couple." A couple that makes their relationship their entire personality, constantly show affection in public that makes it awkward for everyone else, and refuses to make plans that don't involve the other. And even if you somehow pry them apart for one night out, they'll spend the whole time talking about/texting the other.
When Terry made his username "AmysBoy," made his avatar a picture of them making out in the middle of your birthday party, canceled bar trivia night for the fifth time because Amy couldn't make it, and would not shut up for five seconds about how Amy was really getting into baking, we knew that they were becoming an insuffople.
by Oh Just Ignore The Fire March 12, 2025
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