Literally the only thing getting me through this year.
Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Me: Check out the latest pics from my favorite Instagram models. They're so hot!
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.
If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.
If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 23, 2017
Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.
Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one
by KGenevieve October 26, 2013
If next time you see an Instagram model who is flying in first class to Dubai, even though if you are at school or work, just remember that her life is as shit as yours.
by colin yang September 29, 2019
An extreme selfie taker usually with a nice body, broke, with hopes of an athlete hitting them up in their DM's to meet up and bust one inside them to get pregnant.
NFL Player A: "Yo, check out this chick! She's fine af!"
*shows phone*
NFL Player B: "Bruh, that's an Instagram model. She'll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid."
*shows phone*
NFL Player B: "Bruh, that's an Instagram model. She'll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid."
by berm May 03, 2016
by timesupbitchez October 24, 2018
by elmo_is_watching_ya December 29, 2020
An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.
Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.
by Jessica Opal April 04, 2018