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instagram boyfriend 

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend
Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!
instagram boyfriend by classyyhoe October 19, 2017
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Instagram Boyfriend 

Cuck who needs validation posing as a boyfriend on the internet of online and "celebrated" personalities. Some looking more like brothers or sons.
Also: Instagram Husband
That pornstar seems to have an Instagram Boyfriend.

Boyfriend Of Instagram 

One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.
"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.
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