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insta-jerking 

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Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.
I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.
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insta-jerking • Insta-Jerky • instajerk • insta • insta-bitch • insta-fam • Insta Kill • Insta baddie • Insta-fail • insta-jizz

Insta-Jerky 

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Another word for bacon
Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!
Insta-Jerky by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011
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instajerk 

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When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females
I didnt wanna have sex with my girlfriend friend today so instead i whipped out my cock and my phone and instajerk'd
instajerk by Thoninq1 August 4, 2015
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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