Insta Bitch
Insta Bitch by Jakobson April 1, 2009
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insta-bitch
An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH!
insta-bitch by Mercury March 30, 2005
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insta-bitch • Instabitcher • Instabitching • Instawitch • insta-ditch • insta • insta-fam • Insta Kill • Insta baddie • Insta-fail
Insta-BITCH
Insta-BITCH by Drvortex April 24, 2009
InstaBitch
A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
Instabitch
Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.
Instabitch by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019
Instabitch
A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.
Instabitch by The professa October 28, 2014
Instabitching
Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.
Instabitching by )_Me_( February 3, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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