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Inspliment 

Both an insult and a compliment
dude A: idk if being compared to a turtle is an insult or a compliment

dude B: bro, they insplimented you. a turtle is adorable but you're also slow as fuck
Inspliment by Dam lol April 6, 2022
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Insompliment 

When you are insulting someone through an actual compliment
That beanie really looks good on you; it makes your big head, smaller. I just insomplimented you bro!
Insompliment by human nature91 November 21, 2010

Insultiment 

A phrase that can be taken to mean both an insult and a compliment.
1. "It looks like you've lost some weight."
-person responds: "Thanks for the insultiment asshole."

2. "Your hair looks nicer today."
-person responds:"...thanks....i guess."
Insultiment by philly12 April 5, 2009

insumpliment 

The combination of an insult and a compliment
John: See Felix over there? His ego is as enormous as his gorgeous pectorals!
Jane: Oh my you're so rude!
John: No I'm not. That was just an insumpliment!
insumpliment by sebastopolis April 21, 2010
Using an insulting/threatening/condesending tone to mislead someone into assuming you're going to say something negative. Objectively opposite of a 'complisult'.
Wow... you think you're so cool, just because you are very sociable, interesting, and have a great personality.

Haha, nerd! I bet you'll get a great career and achieve your ambitions.

Okay bud, don't make me come over there and tell you what an inspiring individual you are, cause I'll friggin' do it, right now!

Insulment
Insulment by NEAT JEANS August 12, 2020

insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult
*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment
insultment by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

insultment

insultment means your worst insult towards someones appearance/personality/possession/etc or even yourself.
dude that was a really good insultment.
what’s your biggest insultment?
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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