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The opposite of depressed, when you are feeling up instead of down. You don't want to kill yourself you want to go have fun. You are not happy, you're inpressed...
Inpressed is being more excited than happy.
Person 1: Hey man I have been so inpressed lately, I love it.

Person 2: Bro, thats awesome im not too inpressed im only happy.
Inpressed by OMGcheese1234 March 3, 2011
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color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

impressed 

The feeling of amazement which arises when it is difficult for a person to imagine something that he or she has encountered being any better than it is.
I was impressed by her exquisite beauty.
impressed by Celesta Lagniappe October 14, 2007

Insessed 

insanely obsessed with something; usually in an open and rather inappropriate manner.
Lucy is insessed with Brad! i thought i was texting HIM last night!
Insessed by JaziJetz March 15, 2011

increased stool output 

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short
oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!

inpression 

noun or verb, or what ever you relate it to
Related to making an impression, but attributing of anything to something else, related or non-related; without an apparent connection (in the context of adding more non original attributes)
A memorization of the obscure, without reason.
Random access memory linking

Ex: A thought connecting the next with little to no similarities between them, but reoccurs every time.
I don't know why this AAA battery reminds me of a cat I never fed, I guess i have an impression of a cat and batteries.
Deja vu is making inpression of a current moment to an old, but with know attributes.

Less than impressed 

A more sarcastic way of saying "f*ing unimpressed " when you're in polite society
I'm less than impressed with your silliness.