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The opposite of depressed, when you are feeling up instead of down. You don't want to kill yourself you want to go have fun. You are not happy, you're inpressed...
Inpressed is being more excited than happy.
Person 1: Hey man I have been so inpressed lately, I love it.

Person 2: Bro, thats awesome im not too inpressed im only happy.
Inpressed by OMGcheese1234 March 3, 2011
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color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

impressed 

The feeling of amazement which arises when it is difficult for a person to imagine something that he or she has encountered being any better than it is.
I was impressed by her exquisite beauty.
impressed by Celesta Lagniappe October 14, 2007

Insessed 

insanely obsessed with something; usually in an open and rather inappropriate manner.
Lucy is insessed with Brad! i thought i was texting HIM last night!
Insessed by JaziJetz March 15, 2011

increased stool output 

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short
oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!

inpression 

noun or verb, or what ever you relate it to
Related to making an impression, but attributing of anything to something else, related or non-related; without an apparent connection (in the context of adding more non original attributes)
A memorization of the obscure, without reason.
Random access memory linking

Ex: A thought connecting the next with little to no similarities between them, but reoccurs every time.
I don't know why this AAA battery reminds me of a cat I never fed, I guess i have an impression of a cat and batteries.
Deja vu is making inpression of a current moment to an old, but with know attributes.

Less than impressed 

A more sarcastic way of saying "f*ing unimpressed " when you're in polite society
I'm less than impressed with your silliness.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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