Inory 

The word INORY it self is a simple anagram on IRONY.

Inory is the complete opposite of being sarcastic and/or ironic. This word may come in handy for persons that use sarcasm and irony a little bit too often, but that wants to be straightforward, non-ironic, and frank once in a while.

Inory is an oral and verbal marker used in situations where people misinterpret your honest intention of being nice/direct/straight/frank, and misunderstands it as you being sarcastic or ironic.
It is used to tidy up messy situations where sarcasm (and irony) ain’t that appropriate - but where, you somehow, have managed step right into the bear trap of being seen as some kind of insensitive asshole that blatantly flaunts his/her evil wits whenever he get the chance.

In other words: Inory is when you say exactly what you mean, without trying to be smart, witty, hilarious, or bitter.

X: Look at my new shirt. I bought it yesterday, isn't it nice?
Y: Yeeaah... *hrm* ...rrreally nice...
X: What? What's wrong with it!?! I think it is cute.
Y: ...Oh, nothing. I mean, what could possibly be wrong about a *hrm* _shirt_ like that? ...Really nice shirt; I wished I had one exactly like that, that's how much I like your shirt. I mean: Oh goody! What a shirt!
X: You're mean! Why do you have to be mean and sarcastic all the time?
Y: Hey hey, easy now! I wasn't mean, ironic, or sarcastic at all. Pumpkin, I was just INORIC. I really mean it when I say that I like your new shirt.
X: Oh? Hahaha! Oh so you do like the shirt!
Y: Of course *hrrm* I do. How could anybody not like that shirt...
X: Uh? What did you mean by that? I thought you j-...
Y: Inory baby, inory.

Inory by J.R Battlehill December 26, 2008

Incryptomongled 

To be incryptomongled is to be so confused in disbelief and mentally lost that google can't even find you/your understanding

That monkey looked incryptomongled when he stole its ribbon.

Incryptomongled by Ashleef February 12, 2022

iNoyRing 

When you are sitting in your office and everyone gets and iPhone meeting reminder chirp at the same instant. Often times, the meeting reminders are offset by milliseconds between each iPhone so the entire event may take up to 2-3 seconds and can be shocking/beautiful.

1. I was deep in thought at work before the iNoyRing broke my concentration.

iNoyRing by cheeseinvert March 5, 2009

inordinate

Usually or disproportionately large; excessive

Damn... This house is inordinate...

inordinate by puppy_dog_eyes April 19, 2016

Ebony & Ivory 

A black and white friendship

Look at Ebony & Ivory coming down the hall!

Ebony & Ivory by ivory,sonn! March 23, 2010

Ivory Shower 

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partner. Also known as a facial, cumshot, etc. Named due to the color of the seminal fluid, and because it is a similar idea to a Golden Shower

Man, I was watching this porn, and the dude totally gave the chick an Ivory Shower.

Ivory Shower by ZeeEss January 22, 2009

inorite

LOLINTERNETS for "I know, right".

J: zomgwtf tihs is gay domo crashed teh vent and teh hole raid wiped

Fnovd: lol inorite?

inorite by Fnovd October 22, 2006