Will: Why are you looking up masturbation? On the internet Steve?

Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!

Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*

Johnny:.....

Inturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 25, 2009

Related Words

Innerbating • inneresting • innertingle • Intereating • interiating • Inturbating • Inner-earing • Inter-dating

inneresting

Not interesting. Of zero interest to anyone.

Joe: I have a LOT of frequent flyer miles.

Moe: That's inneresting.

Joe: ... and today I drove to work without hitting a SINGLE red light!

Moe: That's even more inneresting.

inneresting by Plinthic August 8, 2014

Intereating

To be eaten from the inside out by a bug/creature

That bug was intereating her!
Death caused by intereating from an unknown species of bug.

Intereating by Druzil January 16, 2011

innertingle

The feeling of thinking you know someone and getting their attention when in fact it is NOT the intended person you thought you knew.

I tried to get my uncle's attention and it turns out it wasn't him and he just starred right at me - The feeling that you get when this occurs is called innertingle.

innertingle by Russell Justin April 8, 2008

interiating

the ick

ew did you see that? that’s so interiating

interiating by reg the rasb December 1, 2021

Inneresting

A topic, subject or person which is so Interesting to you that it/they overwhelmingly encompass your entire being, even your innermost thoughts, dreams and desires to the point that they literally become an obsession.

GENERAL: Michelle is the most Inneresting person that I have EVER met that I can't stop thinking, wondering or even dreaming about her.

-OR-

SPECIFIC: John Lennon's songwriting during The Summer of Love (1967) has got me so Innerested in figuring out ALL of song that he wrote during that period and reading EVERYTHING that I could get my hands on about it all. I EVEN find myself dreaming about his music, it's so wonderful. I think I:m obsessed.

Inneresting by towilmusic May 25, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026