inneresting 

Not interesting. Of zero interest to anyone.

Joe: I have a LOT of frequent flyer miles.

Moe: That's inneresting.

Joe: ... and today I drove to work without hitting a SINGLE red light!

Moe: That's even more inneresting.

inneresting by Plinthic August 8, 2014

Inneresting 

A topic, subject or person which is so Interesting to you that it/they overwhelmingly encompass your entire being, even your innermost thoughts, dreams and desires to the point that they literally become an obsession.

GENERAL: Michelle is the most Inneresting person that I have EVER met that I can't stop thinking, wondering or even dreaming about her.

-OR-

SPECIFIC: John Lennon's songwriting during The Summer of Love (1967) has got me so Innerested in figuring out ALL of song that he wrote during that period and reading EVERYTHING that I could get my hands on about it all. I EVEN find myself dreaming about his music, it's so wonderful. I think I:m obsessed.

Inneresting by towilmusic May 25, 2022

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw

The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

The Most Interesting Man in the World by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015

Mr Interesting 

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.

Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.

Mr Interesting by lumpbag May 16, 2009

Internesting 

A cocoon of blankets and pillows you bury yourself in whilst spending long periods of time on the internet

even though her friends were going out, Sally would rather spend her weekend Internesting.

Internesting by Super_Pooper_Loser October 12, 2016

Interesting build 

An Insult.
'Interesting' as in sarcastically, and 'build' means your body structure/shape or type.
I simple words, it means "You look funny".
Mainly used on platforms like Twitter as an body shaming insult.

You got an interesting build.

Interesting build by Kai_Infernus January 4, 2023