executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 13, 2018
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inneresting

Joe: I have a LOT of frequent flyer miles.

Moe: That's inneresting.

Joe: ... and today I drove to work without hitting a SINGLE red light!

Moe: That's even more inneresting.
by Plinthic August 08, 2014
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