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inhibitions 

To lose your metaphorical restraints and to commit thy self in an idea or action absent of outside influence. To fell strong towards such topic that is a reflection of ones true character.
"Yo dawg, at first I was like that's an exit only orifices but after she let me nursed me into 86in my inhibitions and dropped my forward shields as well as disarming my locked on photon motherfuckin torpedoes and accepted it just being another 'curly tow fun spot' I was opened up to another level of sexual ecstasy. I snapped batches like a garden sprinkler!"
inhibitions by MWALD October 8, 2011

Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)

Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)

(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)

The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.

The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.

The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”

Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.

By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)

Example in a sentence:
Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”

Shedding Inhibitions 

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?

Shedding Inhibitions 

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026