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Ingvald is that boi in class who abuses memes. He alvays tries to make a meme in a discussion/argument. He calls his dick "Big Johnny",because he can. Next time you se a person called Ingvald, show him a meme and then he will become your best friend.
Hey, ingvald is there. Let me guess, he is abusing memes again
Ingvald by gang de grosse bite November 29, 2018
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ingvaldson 

Someone who is the epitome of sexy
That guy was so ingvaldson I needed to take a breather.
ingvaldson by zoobabyrummy July 28, 2008
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a perfect, sweet, funny, girl

Wow, that girl: she's an ingvild.
ingvild by sæther elsker February 23, 2008
The pure definition of awesomeness. Beautiful, bitchslappin awesomeness.

The dancing machine.

The showmaking babe of the day.

Ingvild is often seen making world peace, curing aids, making people ejaculate.

Anything related to complete awesomeness come under the word Ingvild.
An Ingvild is a social beeing often seen performing miracles, stopping wars, curing cancer and eating chocolate.
I just saw an Ingvild.
ingvild by thevikinglord January 16, 2011

Ingvardsen

1. A far seeing man who's wisdom tames the storm. 2. Chuck Norris’s stunt double. 3. All-seeing, all-knowing master of his world.
That Ingvardsen is a bad mo-fo !
Ingvardsen by Koldsteel February 25, 2018
A hot, sexy, attractive girl who everyone wants to date! Her booty is biiig
That girl is hot! She must be an Ingvild
Cute tall girl, 70% chance of them having an afro
Omg that must be an ingvild walking down the street
Ingvild by Egilsta November 23, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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