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inflatable love sheep 

This is the rural version of the human inflatable love doll for beastiality perverts!
Billy Bob done got his inflatable love sheep by UPS, he's gonna party tonight!

Patriot Inflatables 

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.
I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!

inflammable 

I dont understand why flammable and inflammable mean the same when sane and insane mean exactly the opposite things.
inflammable by BuzzKiller June 19, 2003

Inflatable 

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look like they’re about to pop.
“Girl have you seen Acacia lately?”
“OMG she’s turned into a full on inflatable! Would defo take an insta pic on her in a pool!”
Inflatable by Inflateus April 1, 2019

pull the inflatable slide

"pulling the inflatable slide" is the new (and slightly less violent) going postal
omg, did you hear about Rodney? He hates his job so much. He's about to pull the inflatable slide.

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"