industrious

A woman inclined to accept 1,2, and 3 inputs.

Toby: That chick your talking to seem pretty cool.

JD: Oh yeah, not only is she pretty cool and funny she is quite industrious!

Toby: Oh snap! I didn't know she took it that way!

industrious by JerseyDevil March 13, 2008

Koch Industries 

(BUSINESS) Wichita, Kansas-based conglomerate; pronounced "coke." A closely held corporation; owns Flint Hills Resources, a major refinery operator.

One of the most secretive business enterprises in the Western world. The financial press is not allowed to publish any financial statistics on the firm whatever (unlike, say, Bechtel or Fidelity Investments, whose financials appear in Hoovers listings). Basically, it converts oil wealth into political influene through a huge web of "foundations."

Koch Industries operates enormous oil refineries in Alaska, Minnesota, and Texas; owns 4000 miles of pipeline; Brawny paper towels, Dixie cups, Georgia-Pacific lumber, Stainmaster carpet, and Lycra (fiber used to make Spandex).

Koch Family Foundations funnel immense amount of money to climate change denial groups, although they manage to remain secretive about that also. Both David and Charles Koch have assets easily in excess of $8 billion, and they are the largest political donors of the oil and gas industry. Mostly their "charitable foundations" promote far-right propaganda.

In the spring of 2010, University of Massachusetts at Amherst’s Political Economy Research Institute named Koch Industries one of the top ten air polluters in the United States.

The Americans for Prosperity Foundation (formerly Citizens for a Sound Economy) and the Cato Institute are creations of the Koch Family Foundations.

Koch Industries by Sorry, the good guys lost September 3, 2010

Koch Industries 

Known for funding many of the recent tea parties, the Koch Industries are a billion-dollar set of industries owned by the Koch family. They fund far right-wing causes and think-tanks with their billions all under the illusion that these are part of some grassroots movement.

The Koch Industries funded the tea party rally taking place in my town.

Koch Industries by ConservatismSucks May 14, 2010

Abstergo Industries 

A corrupt high-tech company planning to rule the world while a opposing group of assassins try to stop them.

I'm Abstergo Industries employee of the month

See: Assassins Creed

Abstergo Industries by TheSilence November 13, 2011

Japan Break Industries 

Japan Break Industries is quite possibly the single greatest advertisement jingle ever created. It is found most frequently in the form of a eurobeat song with engrish lyrics, advertising a Japanese demolition company named--you guessed it--Japan Break Industries. If it wasn't already awesome enough, the lyrics- they- you- ...you just have to watch it. (YouTubeID qs6BiPwqBU0)

Hammer of Justice high up in the sky...
BREAK OUT!
Japan Break Industries
Diamond cutter, DA DA DA!
Japan Break Industries
Automated Compressor, let your echoes shake the ground!

Japan Break Industries by ReySquared May 4, 2009

Better Living Industries 

A made-up company made to be the antagonists of the My Chemical Romance inspired universe made for their final album Danger Days. The company is known for running a website through the Warner Brothers domain which initially ran interactively from November 18th 2010 to mid-2016. The company was mention in the comic book written by former My Chemical Romance frontman, Gerard Way, called The True Live of The Fabulous Killjoys.

Uno: I heard BLI was starting to use a new method of re-education
Dos: Better Living Industries can fuck off

Better Living Industries by dcathspells March 7, 2017

illustrious 

extremely glorious; having or worthy of immense pride.

Theists should learn to be more careful before attempting to claim such an illustrious thinker as their own.

illustrious by Richard Weick October 17, 2007