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indian goggles 

The act of placing your (chocolate starfish) in the middle of someone's forhead & laying your balls over their eyes.
Amy loves it when Charlie gives her a special treat & lets her wear his indian goggles.
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indian goggles 

Listen, the whole reason it is called the Indian goggles is because you have to dot her head with your asshole after putting your balls over her eyes.
She said she wanted to look more ethnic so I gave her the Indian googles.
indian goggles by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004

indian goggles 

(v). putting your balls over another persons eyes (kinda like they're wearing goggles)
Fucker you need to stop putting indian goggles on you fag!
indian goggles by rob May 19, 2003

Indian goggles 

n. A set of balls is cut off from an Indian male to replace his eyeballs
This fucking Indian prick...what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah...Aarav. Give him the Indian goggles.
Indian goggles by ThatWillBeTheDay August 19, 2024

indian eye goggles 

Verb: sexual act where a man places his balls over the eyes of his partner, followed by sitting on their forehead with the hopes of marking it with a dot between the eyes to resemble a Hindu dot. Bitches.
I heard you gave Karen a pair of Indian eye goggles last night. Nice.
indian eye goggles by yinzer84 July 26, 2014

east indian camel-riding goggles 

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.

east indian goggle fuck 

The act of applying curry powder to your anus lips, then squatting over a young attractive female, then dropping your balls into each of her eye sockets. You finish it all off by stamping the curry powder ladened anus on the middle of her forehead.
Look at that dot on that chicks forehead, she is either indian or has been east indian goggle fucked.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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