Verb: sexual act where a man places his balls over the eyes of his partner, followed by sitting on their forehead with the hopes of marking it with a dot between the eyes to resemble a Hindu dot. Bitches.
I heard you gave Karen a pair of Indianeyegoggles last night. Nice.
The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East IndianCamel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
The act of applying curry powder to your anus lips, then squatting over a young attractive female, then dropping your balls into each of her eye sockets. You finish it all off by stamping the curry powder ladened anus on the middle of her forehead.
Look at that dot on that chicks forehead, she is either indian or has been east indian goggle fucked.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*