Indian Apple 

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

Indian Apple by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Apple Indian 

Used to refer to a North American Indian who thinks like or supports white people ( red on the outside, white on the inside). The equivalent of one black calling another an "Oreo"

"Johnny Two Bears - is such an Apple Indian. He hasn't shown up at our blockade of the housing development for at least 2 weeks.

Apple Indian by Whiteeyes July 16, 2009

Applesauce Indian 

A Native American (US) or Indigenous person (Canada) that looks at least slightly native, but is so thoroughly brainwashed by Eurocentric ideas that his credibility and moral character hold the strength of pulverized mush. An extreme version of the apple indian.

I got an A in my Native Law course because I'm white and the prof is an Applesauce Indian

"Hey europeans didn't steal nothin when they came to North America"
"Shuddup, Applesauce"

Applesauce Indian by Adam and Eve Beech October 22, 2018

Indianippleless 500 

A joke name for the greatest spectacle in racing.

Dad - "Hey what do you call 500 naked Cherokee women running in a circle?"

Craig - "WTF, I don't know Dad..."

Dad - "The Indianippleless 500!"

Craig - "Wow Dad, funny joke..."

Indianippleless 500 by AlligatorPie October 26, 2009