Inanhoe

An Inanhoe is a chick who has great sexual attraction to inanimate objects, and feels urges to make out with and/or fuck the inanimate objects. In some cases the urges of the inanhoe are so strong that she will do these acts of inanimate object love in public.

Dude: what the fuck is that chick doing?
Other dude: shitdood!! shes fucking a clock radio!
Dude: oh...she must be an inanhoe.
Other dude: Woah man, trippy...