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An Inanhoe is a chick who has great sexual attraction to inanimate objects, and feels urges to make out with and/or fuck the inanimate objects. In some cases the urges of the inanhoe are so strong that she will do these acts of inanimate object love in public.
Dude: what the fuck is that chick doing?
Other dude: shitdood!! shes fucking a clock radio!
Dude: oh...she must be an inanhoe.
Other dude: Woah man, trippy...
Inanhoe by shitdood December 28, 2007
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Ivanhoe Projects 

Located in Gary, Indiana, a.k.a G.I. a.k.a. Gangsta Island. Ivanhoe Projects one of the toughest housing projects in the world, if not these toughest. It was supposedly "closed off" in 1965, but in the 90s folks were still living there & being victims of daily crimes (worst decade of Gary, IN). Matter of fact, even though most of the buildings are abandoned after people left Gary, some people still live in there
Man, I just heard some fools was poppin off over at Ivanhoe Projects
You must be crazy if you don't think GD's run Ivanhoe Projects
Ivanhoe Projects by Q.Blaze September 26, 2010
hardest fucking book ta read
-shit i have ta read "ivanhoe"
-kill me now
Ivanhoe by aznfreak April 11, 2003
Oh my god! Ivanhoe!!!
Ivanhoe by Predator April 11, 2003
A warm loving man with a cold heart. He's a "one of a kind" guy. He's a true snow flake because there's no other like him . He's a true metal head and faithful to the music world . If you ever meet an Ivanhoe and you get to know him know that you are special to him because his walls are long as the sea and as tall as the mountains.an Ivanhoe will not be sad to be single because he's a loner a rebel . Ivanhoes see the day for what it is and everything else he will say ... "Fuck it aye"
I planned on getting married once in my life but my boyfriend is a total Ivanhoe !

I'm so in love with that man .. He must be Ivanhoe fo sho !!!
Ivanhoe by Liv as in liv December 21, 2016

That's so Ivanhoe 

A phrase coined by a year 9 level coordinator at Kew High School, Australia.

Intended to be used as a fleeting example of prejudice against the moderately wealthy students of the school who live in the suburb of Ivanhoe, turned into a popular phrase in record time.

A moderately non-offensive way of saying something's unfairly bad.
Guy 1: Oh that's so gay!

Guy 2: DUDE! INSENSITIVE!

Guy 1: whoops. I meant that's so Ivanhoe.
That's so Ivanhoe by Cpt. Chaos January 10, 2010
1) (noun) a fake middle name for someone with a middle initial of ā€œIā€
2) (noun) a genre of music that is dream-like and fuzzy. its a vibe. there is always a synthesizer somewhere near. trans-generational. steve harrington listens to ivanhoe. ivanhoe is cool, but not too cool. poser music.
Ally: Is The Cure Ivanhoe?
James: The Cure is the foundation of Ivanhoe.
Ivanhoe by finallyally December 14, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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