Definitions by shitdood

Handiness 

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

Handiness by shitdood December 28, 2007

buttballscides  

If you have a pair of nuts hanging out of your ass, then you have buttballscides. If you have buttballsides, you should kill yourself now because everyone hates you, and theres no cure.

*A couple is having sex for the first time*

Girl: why are there balls hanging out of your ass?
Dude: Oh...That...Thats nothing!
Girl: wait a sec... do you have buttballscides ?!?!
Dude: I Swear I don't!!! baby I love you!!
Girl: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!

buttballscides by shitdood December 28, 2007

Inanhoe 

An Inanhoe is a chick who has great sexual attraction to inanimate objects, and feels urges to make out with and/or fuck the inanimate objects. In some cases the urges of the inanhoe are so strong that she will do these acts of inanimate object love in public.

Dude: what the fuck is that chick doing?
Other dude: shitdood!! shes fucking a clock radio!
Dude: oh...she must be an inanhoe.
Other dude: Woah man, trippy...

Inanhoe by shitdood December 28, 2007

Bitchclub 

Back in the days of cave men, cave pimps used to carry around bitchclubs for beating there hoes when they didn't pay up there money. The bitchclub eventually evolved into the modern day "pimp cane" but some old school pimps still carry around bitch clubs.

Pimp: Where's my money bitch?
Hoe: I'm sorry baby...I couldn't...
Pimp: STUPID HOE!! don't make me pull out my bitchclub!
Hoe: please...don't!
Pimp: *WHACK*

Bitchclub by shitdood December 28, 2007

nutdipper 

A nutdipper is one who enjoys dipping there nut sack in wax, honey, or any other viscus forms of liquids.

Dude: What the fuck are you doing in my kitchen with your nuts and that tree sap?
Other Dude: GO AWAY!!
Dude: man...your a nutdipper aren't you?
Other Dude: I'm sorry man...
Dude: Don't let me catch you nutdipping in my house ever again!

nutdipper by shitdood December 28, 2007