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Ship in a Bottle 

an instance where, in desperate desire for sex, a man removes the tampon from a woman, ejaculates into her vagina and then reseals the vagina with the tampon trapping the semen inside.
She was on her time, but being as desperate as I was I gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.

biggest ship in the world 

Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.
The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.
biggest ship in the world by Dirge October 16, 2004

Ship in a Bottle 

When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.
"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"
Ship in a Bottle by Robert Magruder September 27, 2008

Ship in height Day 

Ship in height day is when u ship people on their height in school
"I ship u with Jonny because your both tall and its ship in height day"

Ship in height Day 

Ship in height day is on the 18th if November it's when u think people should be a couple because of their height
"I ship u with Ronaldo because u are both tall and its ship in height day lol"

ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.
Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!
ship in law by rinasshay October 29, 2022