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dick in my soup 

When someone messes up your plans. Similar to: When someone rains on your parade.
You really messed me up, you had to go and put your dick in my soup.
dick in my soup by Ruth E March 25, 2006

Tits in my soup 

1. A song by Markus E-bear

2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.

2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
Tits in my soup by Firekirby August 11, 2010

Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too 

Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be
hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick

Niggas In My Soup

Said when accomplishing something great; like in a video game.
(actually happened while playing Halo: Reach)

Person 1: Got an Overkill!

Person 2: Niggas in my soup!
Niggas In My Soup by JewzinanOven November 1, 2010

balls in my soup 

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.
Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.
balls in my soup by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Not in my soup

It's a phrase you say to your friends to politely deny the act of them releasing bodily fluids in your significant others mouth
Hey man can I shit in your girlfriends mouth tonight?

Not in my soup no!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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