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In Grave 

Dude 1: Yo Peter just In Graved last week!

Dude 2: Too bad, so sad.
In Grave by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 14, 2018
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I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.
"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

one foot in the grave 

Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.

Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."
Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.
one foot in the grave by TBea April 24, 2008

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

Turning In His Grave 

A metaphor used to describe a dead person, meaning they would be very angry or upset about something (if they were alive)
“You did something so bad under his name, I bet Michael Jackson is turning in his grave”

“I’ll smack you so hard, your dad will start turning in his grave.”

Jumped in my Grave 

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.
Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!
Jumped in my Grave by BT3100 April 23, 2010

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way
Freud is laughing in his grave
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