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something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!

that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!

after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
impure by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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The derogatory term given to those of a poor bloodline.
Seamus' great-grandfather was a peasant. Therefore, Seamus is impure.
impure by Sir Daniel July 21, 2008

Impure Demure 

When a girl acts classy as shit, but you find out she’s straight filthy.
“You ain’t getting nowhere with Sarah, man, you’re wasting your time.”

“Nah, that girl acts prude, but she’s impure demure; Kinky as hell.”
Impure Demure by Bthang* June 24, 2018

Impure Fump 

An insult pertaining to people who act as though they are pure, but in reality they are a real hoe on social media such as: Snapchat and Instagram
Did you see her story; she is an Impure Fump
Impure Fump by DaBestHyoom October 6, 2017

Impure-Ace 

A USA slang term for "Idiot." (IMP-YUR-S)
You Impure-Ace.
Impure-Ace by Botah o' watah November 23, 2023

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

impressified 

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"
Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"
impressified by nqm January 15, 2017
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