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shortage for impossible. Often used by gamers to describe something impossible. Mostly known in the online world.
Zweq: Was playing Quake3 earlier and got nailed by Mawane 50 - 0. Couldn't get a single frag. F!"#ing impsy game.
Jappe2: lol noob
impsy by XiphiasFO2 February 27, 2009
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World records on elastomania, for better description ask Xiphias at mopolauta
wow that time is impsy to beat
Impsy by Elastomania February 27, 2009
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iopsydermis 

A stress related syndrome caused by the implementation of the new Police Computer System; IOPS.
Sergeant - "Dave and James smashed up their computers yesterday so they're off sick today"

PC - "Why?"

Sergeant - "They've got iopsydermis"
iopsydermis by Rumple12 July 13, 2019

Impy and Chimpy 

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.
That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.
Impy and Chimpy by Neilmiser May 6, 2004
Sexual relations with an imp, particularly the one from Doom.
Taylor sat by his computer and fantasized about impse.
impse by Draconio October 3, 2003
to suggest that something is something.
Matt implyed that I was gay. Then I told him off.
imply by HOLLi May 13, 2005

inpsychosane 

a cross between psycho and insane.

slight variations can be made: inpsychosanity, inpsycho
wow. look at that dude. he's totally inpsychosane.
inpsychosane by fuckingay September 12, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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