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Impesh act act of being impy, the lacking of all brain cells and common sense. The title impesh can't be given it needs to be earned. But what ever you do NEVER mistake impesh for impish the differences are as vast as your neighbor little Jimmy and the black man named Raquise that works at the local gas station who is a registered sex offender that rapes the masses. Also ANYONE who mistakes impesh for impish will be found and eliminated. Eliminated by who you might ask? Good question, The High Council™ this team is on another level of being they have reached god status in the multiverse these few people are the epitome of number one they are the best things that are and will be. This team of dictators consists of none other than The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Bruno Mars, and Snoop D-O double G. You stand no chance and if you think you do you're already a dead man.

Sincerely, Zach Galifianakis
Person 1: Hey I think McDonald's fries are made of dough

Person 2: bro wtf that would be a mini baguette you're such an impesh
Impesh by The Klussy Lord August 14, 2022
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Imbeshit 

The combination of the words 'Imbecile" and "shit". Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective when the situation calls...and it will.
VERB
Person1:"Go imbeshit yourself!"
Person2: "Did you just imbeshit me?!"
Person3: "Dude, you just got imbeshitted!"
Person4:"You got to be imbeshitting me!"
Person5:"I don't know about you, but I'm not sticking around to imbeshit myself."
Person6:"I can't believe he just imbeshitted me!"

NOUN
Person7:"Hey imbeshit, step off!"
Person8:"He's one of those rare imbeshits who make all other imbeshits look good."

ADJECTIVE
Person9:"He's an imbeshitting, dirty, filthy, cheating liar! "
Related Words
Impesh • imesh • Impish • imbeshed • Imbeshit • Imbeshu • imesha • IMESHKA • imesho • impashit
The Person who is very mischevious,nauthy and it also means Rascally.
Impish Eyes
Impish Deeds
Impish by Umer Qureshi March 12, 2007
A short lived P2P program. Came after Napster and before KaZaA.
iMesh was decent for videos, lousy for everything else.
iMesh by JakeStar April 4, 2005

dio impestato 

dio impestato is a common italian expression, that associates god to pestis illness.
it literally means "god is ill of pestis"
"dio impestato, quel beco mi ha ciavato la bici"
"non segarti sotto il tavolo, dio impestato!!"
dio impestato by Altish August 21, 2019
Anything that can be described: Small, below average, pussyish, degenerate, or foul.
Example 1,
Person 1:"I bought a bang energy drink"
Person 2:"Ew! Thats impish."

Example 2,
Person 1:"Look at my rock collection, isn't it cool?"
Person 2:"Thats a very impish collection compared to mine."
Impish by DavidDaleDavis February 21, 2021
a crapy peer to peer download center, its not even close to limewire.
Imesh is even shitier than kazza
imesh by Trevor Phillips May 13, 2005
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