imglish

a dialect of the english language that has developed recently in human history, largely due to the popularity of instant messaging.

A contraction derived from "IM" (Instant Message) and "English."

The young people of today have abandoned the fine literature and culture of their forebears and have instead adopted a dumbed down culture. They have even gone so far as to replace the gracious English language with what they call Imgrish.

imglish by BvO November 20, 2003

Inglish 

The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.

"What for you call me?"

"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"

"What? I speak Inglish!"

Inglish by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007

Inglish 

n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.

Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."

Inglish by feed the dogs January 17, 2021

Itglish 

English words given new meaning or new words created for Information Technology purposes.

CAPTCHA is not English, it is Itglish!

Itglish by Traveler8995 April 17, 2020

inglish 

synonym for daddy , sometimes sexual

oh dang fam she looks like a inglish

inglish by jonnyboo626 April 9, 2017

inglish 

I who speaks my own english.

I have travelled alot and lived in many places and as a result I speak inglish. I also met Karen, a chilean who has travelled alot and also speaks inglish.

inglish by addake December 27, 2018

IMlish 

I.M.lish or imlish. Abbreviation for Instant Messaging English. The result of typing so fast that letters are left off, words jumbled, and general grammar rules are thrown out the window for the sake of expediency. Corrections are not bothered with as the reader will no doubt understand the text anyway. Similar in nature to texting grammar but more unintentional and mainly a result of trying to type as fast as one speaks.

wha she said sint as importnt as how she sid it. thats th prolbem. shes fuked. pardn my IMlish.

IMlish by Withheld by request March 2, 2007