Someone, usually a female, who does not own an IPhone or IPod Touch but always asks to use their friends' for the purpose of using one of the apps or the internet, often to the point of annoying the owner of the device.
Jessica: Hey can I see your IPhone?
Rob: Why?
Jessica: I really want to play Doodle Jump.
Rob: I don't have Doodle Jump.
Jessica: Oh.
...
Jessica: Can I check my Facebook?
Rob: Jessica, you are such an IMooch.
Text or instant messenger speak for "In My Humble Opinion, Fuck U!". To be used as a gracious way to tell someone off. Most commonly used when someone is being arrogant or is rubbing something in your face.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.