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Someone, usually a female, who does not own an IPhone or IPod Touch but always asks to use their friends' for the purpose of using one of the apps or the internet, often to the point of annoying the owner of the device.
Jessica: Hey can I see your IPhone?
Rob: Why?
Jessica: I really want to play Doodle Jump.
Rob: I don't have Doodle Jump.
Jessica: Oh.
...
Jessica: Can I check my Facebook?
Rob: Jessica, you are such an IMooch.
IMooch by The Alaskan November 5, 2010
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A term used to describe incredibly moronic forum posters.

Sometimes confused with the word "troll".
1. Person: God I hate Imochins.
2. Person: Yeah lol, NEDM
Imochin by Timmothy Wilkins November 10, 2006
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ipooched 

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)
I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched
ipooched by Robert Funk January 13, 2008
The company that created cute characters like Undiebabies and Lovi and Dovi. The Undiebabies are extremely funny looking and are a collector's item because they are very original and the only first characters to have under wears and bras on their heads. Their Lovi and Dovi characters are so adorable and silly. I like the characters because they give out positive messages in their fun way. They also sell plush toys and cool accessories.
undiebabies lovi dovi cute plush inoochi
Inoochi by lovecutestuff November 10, 2013
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