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Someone, usually a female, who does not own an IPhone or IPod Touch but always asks to use their friends' for the purpose of using one of the apps or the internet, often to the point of annoying the owner of the device.
Jessica: Hey can I see your IPhone?
Rob: Why?
Jessica: I really want to play Doodle Jump.
Rob: I don't have Doodle Jump.
Jessica: Oh.
...
Jessica: Can I check my Facebook?
Rob: Jessica, you are such an IMooch.
IMooch by The Alaskan November 5, 2010
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A term used to describe incredibly moronic forum posters.

Sometimes confused with the word "troll".
1. Person: God I hate Imochins.
2. Person: Yeah lol, NEDM
Imochin by Timmothy Wilkins November 10, 2006
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ipooched 

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)
I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched
ipooched by Robert Funk January 13, 2008
The company that created cute characters like Undiebabies and Lovi and Dovi. The Undiebabies are extremely funny looking and are a collector's item because they are very original and the only first characters to have under wears and bras on their heads. Their Lovi and Dovi characters are so adorable and silly. I like the characters because they give out positive messages in their fun way. They also sell plush toys and cool accessories.
undiebabies lovi dovi cute plush inoochi
Inoochi by lovecutestuff November 10, 2013

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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