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im depressed 

The fancy way of saying you feel “bummed out
Mike:im depressed

Dwight: Depressed, isn’t that just the fancy way of saying you feel “Bummed Out”
Mike:Dwight, you ignorant slut
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Im so depressed. 

This is used to show people how you feel.
Angel: iM sO dEpReSsEd..........

Zee: Shut up.
Im so depressed. by y3h_d May 8, 2022

Wowzers my guy I'm depressed.

A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.
Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."

I’m Depressed 

STFU you fukin retard your not depressed your either sad or your just saying you are to get attention. Your life isn’t as hard as you think, your just a spoiled brat who doesn’t know how bad other people’s life’s are. Stfu
No one:

People who want attention: i’M dEpReSsEd
I’m Depressed by Patytu October 21, 2019

I'm depressed 

me to imma commit sudoku.
I'm depressed by murder :D December 3, 2024

I'm so fucking depressed 

when you constantly feel like you're going to cry but you never do, and your heart feels heavy, and the world feels dark, and sometimes you try to distract yourself with other things, which helps but the feeling never truly goes away, and only lasts temporally, and you always end up going back to where you feel like you're mentally decaying.
Person 1-"I'm so fucking depressed"
person 2-"you're just doing it for attention"

i'm decreased 

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying "I'm deceased", Meaning I'm dead or "lol".
Its stupid af don't use it.
Alex: "Yo Mrs.Lewis's car was graffitied "
Kyra: "I'm decreased"
i'm decreased by pcepshomie January 7, 2017
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murderhobo 

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