illcliterate

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.

Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.

by Libbs January 31, 2007

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".

"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."

by Ericatheprincess September 16, 2014

Illcliterate

A guy who knows more about what's under the hood of a car than the hood of a clitoris

"Heather...I finally went out with Trevor Saturday night...remember? Yeah...he is totally illcliterate."

by Luvbutton October 7, 2020

Referring to illcliteracy in which an individual is inefficient in finding the clit.

My buddy Gabriel says he's illcliterate, no wonder he doesn't get laid.

by August 30, 2023

Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.

by Extremely Cliterate February 3, 2012