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Iguano

The best person that you will know even if they go by this tag they are likeable smart and funny.
YOOO is that iguano?
by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022
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Dirty iguana

THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.
Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.
by Dabien Toe April 26, 2017
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Evil Iguana Productions

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.
P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends
by belllaaa. March 29, 2009
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beef iguana

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford
by Nutcrack October 6, 2015
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Married Iguana

Do you want to do the married iguana?
by charzardsuit2018 March 6, 2019
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air the iguana

Take a pee, with reference to the withdrawal of the penis from the pants for that purpose.
I've gotta go and air the iguana or I'll burst.
by Bigglewade March 5, 2009
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slimy iguana

The act of sticking your freshly jizzed penis in an electrical outlet for pleasure and causing a memorable taze to the dick
I participated in the Slimy Iguana and it hurt like a bitch
by Slimyiguana54 November 11, 2014
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