THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of
men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another
bastard trying to commandeer her.
The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly
the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later
use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were
safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.